Tuesday, October 03, 2006
here goes nothing
I am moving all of my posts over to my own website which should be up and running soon. So click over there and try it out.
Monday, October 02, 2006
i really don't know
i really don't know
Originally uploaded by Malingering.
I think the leopard pants on the left belong to the mom and the Barney-colored legs with green shorts in the middle belong to the kid (about 15 years old). This was taken from the hip, which is why their heads are cut off. The lighting was shit but I couldn't pass it up. No explanation found.
The Juiciest Place On Earth
The Juiciest Place On Earth
Originally uploaded by Malingering.
What would possess someone to buy these? First off, your ass much be so juicy (not just regular juicy, but the juiciest place on earth) which requires so much confidence that it would probably be easier to be the president or a victoria's secret model. Secondly, there is an emphasis on the asscrack which is really one of the last places on my body that I want to remind people about. And lastly, this is just stupid.
SUM1 NEEDS A HOB-B
my 64 best vanity plate photos
Originally uploaded by Malingering.
I take photos of personalized license plates. I even do it while I'm driving. I have many more in the collection but if I go up to 81 they are too small to read. I am not sure what my fascination is with them, though I figure it says a lot about the person in the car because it is a huge project to choose a combination of 7 letters and numbers that accurately represents oneself. Last year I got personalized plates for the first time, so I've joined the club of the vain.
My observations are as follows:
lawyers are the most likely to mention their profession on their plate
the most common school that shows up on a plate in LA is USC
God and jesus must drive a lot
so shoot me
Originally uploaded by Malingering.
This woman was having so much trouble keeping her skirt up. She would have to pull it up every three steps because it kept sliding down. Everyone was staring at her, including a man who saw me take this photo and then gave me the most disgusted look ever. I was waiting for him to call me mean-spirited since that's word of the month but he didn't say anything. Whatever. I disgust myself sometimes too.
LA dogs have to put up with a lot
dogs in LA
Originally uploaded by Malingering.
including pink frilly collars, sweaters in the summer, and then alternating between running at full speed to catch their owner strolling on the boardwalk or getting shoved into a purse because they can't keep up.
hurrah! i haven't seen a good trash car in a while
hurrah! i haven't seen a good trash car in a while
Originally uploaded by Malingering.
I've been collecting photos of them but it seems once you start looking for them, they aren't there anymore.
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